THE RANGERS LIKE JEANS WITH CACHE
Here's a commercial from 1979 that shows just how much the New York Rangers loved Sasoon jeans: I'm not going to impugn these hockey players' fashion sense because they're just trying to draw attention...
View ArticleSEAN AVERY GOT A SUMMER INTERNSHIP
I tried to avoid this story because it's an obvious ploy for attention and — even worse — it's about hockey, but here it is: New York Rangers bad boy Sean Avery will serve as an unpaid intern at Vogue...
View ArticleSEAN AVERY WILL MASTURBATE TO ANYTHING
Much has been made of New York Rangers heel Sean Avery interning at Vogue this summer, but we haven't really gotten an insider's look at how the bruiser is surviving in the cutthroat fashion world....
View ArticleHOCKEY, AND HOCKEY FIGHTING, IS BACK
Here’s the second of two fights between Washington’s Brandon Sugden and the Rangers’ enforcer du jour Donald Brashear. I have an appreciation for dudes that can hang into a fight for a minute or more,...
View ArticleFAKE.
This video of the Rangers fan’s scoreboard proposal getting shot down has already made the rounds, and credit has to be given where it’s due; this is a nice spin on the “Let’s Go Down To Floor Level...
View ArticleJames Wisniewski Educates Sean Avery in Proper Fellatio Technique
Sean Avery, the undisputed most hated man in a hockey arena, was at his havoc wreaking best over the weekend when he ‘snowed’ Islanders goalie Rick DiPietro in a classic show of douchebaggery on par...
View ArticleSid The B*tch Strikes Again
There aren’t many things on this earth that I can’t stand more than those fascist little Serbians, and one of them is Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby. “Sid The Kid” was the first overall pick...
View ArticleThe Next Logical Career Choice
Former NHL journeyman left winger Donald Brashear has made a great career decision as he approaches his 40th birthday — he’s getting into mixed martial arts. USA Today is reporting that the currently...
View ArticleSean Avery Leads A Fairy Tale Life
New York Rangers star Sean Avery is famous for two things: wearing Auntie Nelda’s glasses and for battling homophobia in sports by interning at a 500-page perfume ad. Now he gets to be TMZ Famous for...
View ArticleThe 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan Of The Year Is Kate Upton
I assume he tried to take Kate behind the middle school. As we prepare to wow you with our analysis of stuff that already happened in our Top Sports Moments of 2011 next week, I figured that the best...
View ArticleThe 5th Annual Tuesday Morning Links Classic
– Follow us on Twitter @withleather – Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy – Like us on Facebook. Links 16 Beautiful Photos From The NHL Winter Classic – They should bring the...
View ArticleHockey Says F**k It, Gets To The Point
A brief place-setting and match listing from Travis Hughes at SBN: Rangers coach John Tortorella and Devils coach Peter DeBoer were jawing at one another before the game, perhaps as a result of the...
View ArticleAnd For No Reason, Here’s What Taiwan Thinks About The NHL Playoffs
My favorite part of NMA World Edition’s recap of the rising violence in the NHL Playoffs should be players drowning each other, morphing into literal devils and damage-dealing penguins (!) or...
View ArticleYou Know What's Exactly Like 9/11? This Rangers/Caps Series
As a Washington Capitals fan, I was stoked to see them top the New York Rangers on Wednesday and force a game 7. If I had to compare it to one thing, I’d compare it to the excitement Todd Beamer felt...
View ArticleBrad Richards Craps All Over The Devils
Imagine how good they’d be if every player gave two sh*ts. (via @hockeypuckck) – Follow us on Twitter @withleather – Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy – Like us on...
View Article10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports
Welcome to my day-late weekly predictions that will astound and amaze you, because they’re so incredibly tuned into to a psychic frequency that nobody else on this planet could come up with them....
View ArticleCould A Charity Game End The NHL Lockout?
Won't someone please think of the Ice Girls? Not like they really needed it, but we can add yet another reason to support the NHL players as we enter Day 70 of the NHL lockout – they’re good human...
View ArticleCongratulations Jonathan Quick, You’re Responsible For The Worst Goal In NHL...
A goal from last night’s New York Rangers vs. Los Angeles Kings game at the Staples Center is getting a lot of play this morning as the worst goal in NHL history. I’ll be honest, when I first saw the...
View ArticleWatch Tomas Hertl Scoff At The Sport Of Hockey With His Fourth Goal In One Game
You think you’re so cool, Mr. I’m So Good At Hockey. Last night, the San Jose Sharks defeated the New York Rangers 9-2, and I could have sworn that was a mistake because no team has ever scored more...
View ArticleChance The Rapper Perfectly Portrays A Clueless Hockey Reporter On ‘SNL’
In a night full of sharply insightful sketches featuring Chance The Rapper, watching Chance portray a black newscaster hilariously miscast as a hockey sideline reporter may just be the most accurate....
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